Guess which one hasn't happened

1. I bought a gyro at Pike's Market and ate it while I walked up Pike St. Some scuzzy-looking guy came up to me and said "that looks good, can I have a bite of it?"

2. I realized that I apparently watch more TV than anyone I know.

3. A guy that I met on the sidewalk while walking my dogs struck up small-talk and upon finding out that I work in marketing, he said, "What do you market? Your cheeks or your smile?"

4. I slipped and fell on my underwear that was lying on the floor.

5. My neighbor knocked on my door the other night to tell me that he found a strange man straddling the fence between my patio and his. I was home with my dogs and none of us heard a damn thing.

6. When trying on my costume for the Halloween party next week, the lady at the shop told me that my bra is "for shit and that I need to watch Oprah and learn how to find the right kind." And in case you wanted to know what she thought, "Victoria's Secret's is crap."

7. I tried to see a Rolling Stones concert by showing up a couple of songs in so that a scalper would sell a ticket for a cheap rate. And it might've worked if either my friend or I had actually checked to see that the show started at 6 p.m. and not 8 p.m.