My new mantra

Courtesy of a repeat of the TV show, How I Met Your Mother, the following quote provided me with mucho giggles. Though the context was that one of the guys was trying to get the other to go lick The Liberty Bell, it still seems relevant to me for any situation.

Grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.

Now, it's your turn. Give me a quote or movie line or a story or whatever that will make me belly laugh out loud so that my co-workers will think I've been smoking something.