One strange day

1. I went to see Inside Man, only to suddenly hear a man on the top row snoring loudly before the show even starts. Another man from the front of the theatre runs up to wake the snorer up, only to have snorer suddenly belt out a blood-curdling scream and then fall back asleep.

2. As I walked on the street, a rather grimy residentially-challenged man passed by and said while staring at me, "Mmmmm...finger lickin' good."

3. I went to the bathroom at Pike's Market, only to stand up to pull my pants up and look into the face of someone I knew from TCU (the doors are that low).

4. I saw a spoiler on a website that someone from Lost is supposed to die in tomorrow night's episode .

5. I'm just messin' with y'all (#4 is false but the others are only part-truths; the guy did not scream in #1 when woken up; the guy only said "mmmm" for #2 and I did not know the person I said "hello" to in #3 when I stood up and made eye contact).