Timing can be everything

I went to dinner tonight with my old friend Mike, and toward the end of it, I realized that my friend Brook’s bachelorette party is less than three weeks away in Seattle. So, I asked him if he would go with me to the adult superstore, Suzie’s, so that I could have some company to get Brook some appropriately themed gag gifts.

I peruse around this igloo-degreed store trying to figure out what to get, with Mike “helping” by throwing out various ideas in an extremely loud volume across the store. I’m looking at cute things like lotion, dice, etc., and here’s Mike yelling out “does she need the Fist of Fury?”

However, what gave me the greatest chuckle was when I suddenly realized what was playing on the TV monitor over the cashier’s head for all of the patrons to hear, and it was the 1998 release of:

Deep Impact.