What have I been missing out on?

I'm getting my nails done today (no snickering, they look fab and give great skull/back scratches) and my nail gal, Terri, is telling me how she's going to get her ears cleaned in a week.

Ex-squeeze me?

"One of my other clients recommended this Ear, Nose, Throat doctor because she said getting your ears cleaned is "orgasmic.'"

Pause.

Tell me more, Terri.

Now.

Where has this been and why wasn't it on Sex in the City? A friend of mine has done ear candling (pictured) but she didn't like it that much. Maybe it's all in the technique?

Terri claims she's getting it done to see if it might help out with her vertigo issues, but I told her I expected a full report at my next appt. to see if she gets the O-face.

I'm sure you do too.